blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

battybatty:

i think my ideal scenario is this: it’s pay day and i’m getting laid and then i eat a big plate of nachos and sleep

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice